Twitter has just released a great feature where you can download all your old tweets for free. I can’t even tell you how happy I am about this. It’s like I have my past back. Here are some of my favorite tweets from 2008, my first year tweeting:
It’s not fair, but i look for skinny people to sit next to on crowed buses.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) April 24, 2008
It takes status in political life to join a conference call on speaker without anyone telling you how bad it makes the call sound for them.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) May 1, 2008
Scared as can be, but well dressed.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) May 10, 2008
Dear God, thank you for flipping the tank top switch.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) June 1, 2008
I recognize that my definition of “waiting too long” is “any wait at all” and that is, in fact, my problem.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) September 30, 2008
Fat Charlie the Archangel filed for divorce a long time ago, but now he’s got a court date. — Brady Dale(@BradyDale) September 26, 2008
Can you bless someone’s sneeze too late? — Brady Dale(@BradyDale) September 19, 2008
Read two issues of The Economist this weekend. I am like so way smart.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) September 15, 2008
No, THIS is the last cowboy song.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) September 1, 2008
If anyone thinks the GOP is a credible messenger on health care then they deserve the cancer they won’t be able to pay to fix. #current — Brady Dale(@BradyDale) October 8, 2008
You can count on me. As long as what you count on me to do is to let you down. — Brady Dale(@BradyDale) October 17, 2008
OK, phone… it’s time for you and me to do our part to save Democracy.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) October 20, 2008
Define irony? Okay. Dental floss stuck between your teeth.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) November 7, 2008
Dear Philadelphia, Every time I return to you, it could be the last time. We both know that, but I am back. This time. Best, BradyDale — Brady Dale(@BradyDale) November 16, 2008
Memo to All Public Speakers: Don’t ask the people in the back to move to the front. They can hear you. They don’t need to. Get over yourself — Brady Dale(@BradyDale) November 24, 2008
I kind of distrust anyone that plays Chess.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) December 8, 2008
Dear NPR: I do not care at all that there is a theatrical version of Shrek coming out, and you shouldn’t either.
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) December 14, 2008
The Hypothesis of the Geek Population Constant: http://tinyurl.com/4ul3kh
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) December 19, 2008
Heard on the subway in NYC:’Philly is amazing. The city itself sucks.’What does that mean?
— Brady Dale(@BradyDale) December 20, 2008
