It’s a cheap joke, but I did a Google search and no one else had made it. OK, no one else had made it quite this way.

Honestly, I’m trying not to even really do “jokes,” but this is where my mind was at last July. You may have noticed a theme lately.

This American Life actually tried to do a piece on what was funny about funerals in their 400th episode, but they had a hard time with it.

Strangely, funeral directors didn’t much want to cooperate. It would go over poorly with families, it seems.


But there must be someone out there who specializes in putting on really crazy funerals, right? Like, for rich eccentrics? Anyone know?

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Panel 1. TV is sitting in his office, talking to someone whose back is to the reader.
TV: I don't understand why my business isn't doing better. I have really focused on carving out a niche in this industry.

Panel 2.
TV: I have a DJ system. A full time magician. A moon walk and I even learned how to make all the balloon animals.

Panel 3. Wide shot of a suburban style business, single story, small parking lot. It's sign reads:

CATHODE RAY'S Funeral Home
Let's Put the 'Fun' back in 'Funeral'