I honestly don’t remember an effing thing about Punky Brewster, beyond that fact that I totally used to watch it. I also remember a cartoon version, but, really… nothing.
People loved this show, right? I think I watched it all the time?
Was she an orphan or something? I know she dressed all weird but also always wore the same thing. That was the main thing, right? Funny kid who dressed crazy?
What the hell was that show about?
Woman: Dear, dear. I am so sorry to go on and on.
TV [thinking]: I have already forgotten what you said because it made no sense.
Woman: I just finally feel I can express myself with you.
Woman: It's like you are the only person I know that can actually listen.
TV [thinking]: It's neat how you dress like Punky Brewster.
Woman [excercised]: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?
TV [thinking]: I bet if I shifted my feet the right way you would start to cry about your dad.